“If you want dinner, lick it off the floor!” My son-in-law m0cked me after kn0cking my plate down, while making a toast at dinner. I stood up, adjusted my coat, and said three words that left him completely ter:rifi:ed!
The gravy splashed across the marble floor a split second before my plate shattered. For one suspended breath, the entire dining room fell silent, as though even the chandeliers above …
“If you want dinner, lick it off the floor!” My son-in-law m0cked me after kn0cking my plate down, while making a toast at dinner. I stood up, adjusted my coat, and said three words that left him completely ter:rifi:ed! Read More